Oh shit, there I was- the remainder of the Outlands and allies during the first Hadrian's Wall scenario engagement. Friendly forces dwindling,

overrun by hoplites and some stray spearmen. Went "air swimming" before I actually hit the ground. If there were a war point for best war bruise that can be shown off without removing any clothing, I'd have won it! Good thing my director at work is a SCAdian! He didn't even blink my first day back at work. Entire visible part of the bruise was gone after three days working in the hyperbaric chamber at my job.